USA, USA, USA

Geopolitical disciplinarian extraordinaire. I guess we are the Big Boy in the world playground. Hey Syria! You listening? Don't be killing your own people with Gas. You must blow them up, or at least apart with machine gun fire. Much more civilized, haven't you seen Snowden's videos? OK, now you've forced our hand. We are going to kick your ass, but remotely. Nothing personal, keep on killing each other, just do it according to the established rules. We'll show you how by blowing up some of your stuff and lots of people, using the latest explosive and delivery technology. Absolutely no Gas needed. We'll even refrain from using Napalm or herbicides like we did, very indiscriminately in the past. We are simply going to blow up people and stuff as a way of encouraging you to do the same. So get on board. Putin and China will be very happy to sell you all the bombs and missiles and tanks and rocket launchers you need. So take that Assad, you'll be sorry you started using that Gas. Don't do it again!